Hello, sweetie.

olympics opening ceremony liveblog

Saturday, July 28, 2012 @ 12:11 AM | 0 notes

Liveblogging the Opening Ceremony of London 2012 because why not?

fangirl

Sunday, July 15, 2012 @ 8:09 PM | 0 notes

so i got curious and watched a Hey!Say!JUMP performance in, like, two years I think
and i wasn't prepared for my reaction at all

i almost threw my laptop across the room
in a good way
i was screaming so hard no sound is coming out of my mouth
i am literally shaking right now
yamada ryosuke omg stop asdfghjkjhgfdsxdfhjk

i
i guess i really am a fangirl

it's kinda shameful actually

but i can't help it

i am a huge fangirl

of a group of singing and dancing boys

what makes me different from a directioner or a belieber?

aaaaahhhhh i can't deal with this

The Last Airbender liveblog

Tuesday, July 10, 2012 @ 7:34 PM | 0 notes

So I just recently finished watching the whole ATLA series. It's probably one of my most favorite shows now. It's just really great, and I got attached to the characters really quickly, and I just...I just love it. So yeah, a lot of people told me not to watch the movie but uhm..I'm a stubborn child and I got really really curious so I'm probably going to pay for this and I'm actually terrified. Here we go.

yo i'm scared already and it's just the title sequence
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS
OMG
OKAY THAT'S THE WORST
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
WHAT EVEN IS THIS "BENDING" THAT I SEE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
where did this even come from
GIVE ME BACK KATARA'S VOICE
SERIOUSLY
okay book 1
uhm yeah "Katara"
hi
WHERE ARE YOUR HAIR LOOPIES
also you're really pale?
uhm
"Sokka"
hi
REALLY
WHERE IS HAPPY SOKKA
TAKE BACK THIS ANGSTY GUY
hey don't badmouth Sokka D:<
oh yeah let's hit this piece of glowing ice
oh wow it cracked what a surprise
OH WAIT NO IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOU HIT IT
WOAH REALLY
REALLY
DID THEY REMOVE THE BEAUTIFUL SCENE ON THE BOAT JUST FOR THIS
KATARA WAS SUPPOSED TO WATERBEND HIM
WHY DOES SOKKA TALK LIKE THIS
i like the ice sphere though
convincing Zuko voice, i'll give you that
wooooh slide
is-is Aang in pajamas?
WHY DOES SOKKA TALK LIKE THIS
uhm Aang's arrow?
SOKKA STOP POKING APPA
WHY DOES SOKKA TALK LIKE THIS
uhm Aang's tattoos?
okay convincing Aang voice, i'll give that to you Mr. Shyamalan
WHAT IS THIS "ACTING"
WHERE'S PERKY AANG
i'm pretty convinced Aang is wearing a snuggie with a hood
holy crap I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
i shouldn't because the Fire Nation is here but OMG
woooow the Fire Nation is so scary-NO
they're just jogging around the camps
not really threatening
WHY DOES SOKKA TALK LIKE THIS
i love Dev Patel
but
is he wearing eyeliner?
also what's up with the hair
i mean
i love Zuko's Book 3 hair
but isn't the ponytail an important part of the story?
welp
"SOW-KA, DON'T" WHAT
tha-that's the scar?
THE scar?
uhm okay
also he shouldn't have an eyebrow there lol
"grandma"? WHO'S THAT?
nice tats, Aang
ZUKO
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR OWN FIREBENDING
dude Katara didn't even learn Aang's name
there was no bonding whatsoever
so technically this scene means nothing
because as far as Katara and Sokka knows, he's just a stranger
wow good going Mr. Shyamalan
and by good going i mean NOT GOOD GOING
WHAT ARE THESE "EFFECTS"
"they dragged mom away the same way when we were babies"
uhm Katara you were like 5 or 6 then
babies?
I DON'T WANT NO ANGSTY SOKKA
HIHIHI I CAN HEAR APPA
granted, a very high-pitched Appa
but it's still Appa so
HOLY CRAP WHY DOES APPA LOOK LIKE THAT OMG I'M SO SCARED WHAT DID YOU DO TO APPA
HE LOOKS SO THIN AND SCARY AND NOT APPA-LIKE AT ALL
WOAH
WOAH
WOAH
tell me that's not Uncle Iroh please please please
NO
NO THAT'S NOT HIM
WHAT IS THIS
IROH IS SUPPOSED TO BE AROUND 60 FREAKING YEARS OLD
WHO IS THIS
"EE-RO" WHO THE FREAK
I AM SOBBING
WHO IS THIS
WHY
WHAT
what happened to gran-gran, Katara? WHO IS THIS GRANDMA PERSON
wooh bonus points for the Hama reference
REALLY
lessons with gran-gran -- oops sorry- grandma
SKIP
wow
what
what is this "test"?
where did they even get this idea
REALLY
that's how they're gonna know he's the Avatar?
REALLY
i love how Zuko tells Aang his plans very calmly
"i'm going to take you to my ship"
"i'm going to take you to the Fire Nation"
nbd nbd
Aang just looks like he's gonna fall asleep any second
why
THAT WAS THE SLOWEST AIRBENDING EVER
HOW COULD THEY NOT CATCH HIM
UH SCARY APPA IS HERE
uhm i'm pretty sure Aang would've used his glider right when he got on the deck
like any other person would
NOT WAIT FOR THE ENEMY TO CATCH UP
Zuko what happened to your convincing voice?
IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU LEFT, AANG
i'm also sure that Zuko wouldn't just stare after Aang
angry Zuko would've thrown fireballs here and there
how did they even get Appa to fly?
i liked the Sokka-guessing-yipyip scene in the cartoon ):
WHY DOES SOKKA TALK LIKE THIS
ZUKO SAID THE H WORD!
honor tally: 1
"ONG flew us to his home"
ONG
ONG
WHO
WHAT
WHERE
WHEN
HOW
I can't listen to the way Katara says Aang
HOW HARD IS IT
IT'S ONE SYLLABLE
y'all i can't
i can't do this
i just
i can't
Aang even said ONG
i
i can't
i like Katara's dress though
even though it's not faithful to the original
KATARA
HOW SLOW CAN YOU GET
he's saying that his father-figure is Monk Gyatso and you act surprised that his friends are monks?
YOU ARE MAKING ME MAD, KATARA
STOP SAYING ONG
oh at least that skull scene is pretty accurate
although
YOU CALL THIS ACTING?
YO
MONK GYATSO MAN
didn't expect him to be younger lol
AVATAR STATE WHAT
WAIT IS THIS THE SPIRIT WORLD
WHY
uhm why is Katara making an inspirational speech?
she barely knows him at this point
also
PFFTTTTTTT COMMANDER ZHAO
i'm guessing all the Indian/Middle-Eastern people are from the Fire Nation
uhm WHY DOES COMMANDER ZHAO TALK LIKE THIS
oh snap Zuko walked out
nice, the painting is pretty accurate
oh yeah, Victoria's secret compartment~
TSK
oh so they're just suddenly in Southern Earth Kingdom?
also that's supposed to be Haru?
WHAT
WHY DOES SOKKA TALK LIKE THIS
WOAH AANG
WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS SPEECH
ALSO
WHY ARE YOU DANCING LIKE THIS
WHAT IS THIS "BENDING"
wait
is that
is that Sokka's attempt at being funny?
because
it's not funny at all
although
i like the earthbending?
it's pretty similar to the ones in the cartoon
wow
the waterbending scroll just rolled out
that's the one Katara stole in ATLA, right?
that's not Avatar Kyoshi
that's some just random dude
also
what even is this discussion
WHY IS IT IN CLOSE UP?
MY PERSONAL SPACE
I FEEL VIOLATED
woah where did the flower pelting come from
that's so random
wait how did Aang have trouble with waterbending?
the basic conflict of that episode with the pirates is that Aang is somehow more naturally better at waterbending than Katara is
also what's with these fliers?
oh nice Ozai
great voice
WOAH
HOLD UP
did Ozai just ask about Zuko?
BECAUSE THAT'S COMPLETELY MISSING THE POINT
"he was sentenced to an AGNI KI duel" WHAT
WHAT IS THIS
WHY IS EVERYTHING SO ANGSTY
who's this old dude?
he should've been Gyatso or Iroh
i love that the room of statues is pretty much the same
what are you talking about, Aang?
Avatar Roku had a family
SO WHY ARE YOU BEING ANGSTY
WOAH
WHERE DID THIS COME FROM
WHAT
WHAT
come on, Blue Spirit
YEAH BLUE SPIRIT!
WOOOHOOOOO
what is this enclosed area?
why
what
what are these logs?
why are they there if the Fire Nation soldiers can't even cross it?
UGH
another sad thing about this adpatation is that they took away the fabulous hair of the Fire Nation royal family
and they just left "Iroh's" dreadlocks
and for someone who loves tea so much, Iroh sure mentions it very sparingly
by sparingly i mean once
and why does Ozai care so much about Zuko?
it takes away the point of Zuko's angst
UGH
hmm Zhao you believe in a lot of things huh
oh nice
i like the Northern Water Tribe
the place looks pretty
Yue is also pretty but uh
kinda awkward to look at from the back
/hides
so i guess they removed the "no lady waterbenders" rule
and where's Paku?
and Yue and Sokka's Appa ride?
SIGH
OH NICE
that Zuko swimming in the tunnel scene was VERY accurate
good job
the "secret garden," eh not so much
wow i forgot Katara doesn't even know Zuko's name at this point
that sucks
HEY ZHAO
STOP BEING A DOUCHE
STOP BRINGING UP LU TEN
WOAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
is that really their war cry?
PWAHAHAHAHA
wow so Katara suddenly knows Zuko's name?
also she looks strangely apathetic
UGH i get physically hurt every time Katara says Aang's name
lol Zuko telling Aang his insecurities
wow Aang is right behind Zuko wow
does that even work in real life?
awwww "we could be friends, you know"
at least they included that line
oh and the moon spirit scene is pretty accurate too
cool
but woah
wait
isn't firebending not dependent on the presence of fire?
what
well i found this on google
"Firebending, one of the four elemental bending arts, is the pyrokinetic ability to control fire and is unique among the bending arts, as it is the only one in the user can create their element."
SO WHY THE HECK IS EVERYONE FLIPPING OUT THAT IROH CAN CREATE HIS OWN FIRE
spoiler alert: you guys can, too!
uhhh Yue didn't really go in the water right?
but i guess it's more dramatic this way?
YEAH ARE WE GOING WE SEE KOIZILLA?
I LOVE KOIZILLA
come oooooon
AVATAR STATE! AVATAR STATE!
ugh Aang is taking so long to go into the Avatar State
COME OOOOOON
YEAH!
AVATAR STATE!
WAIT
WHERE IS KOIZILLA
WHERE
WHERE
NOOOOOOO
YOU GO INTO AVATAR STATE AND ALL YOU PRODUCE IS A WATER WALL?
REALLY?
THAT'S IT?
THAT'S NOT THE POINT OF SOZIN'S COMET, OZAI
DO YOUR RESEARCH
GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND
i mean what
dear lord please don't make a sequel
THAT
THAT
IT
THAT
THAT'S THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

Sunday, July 1, 2012 @ 2:45 PM | 0 notes

my heart hurts

olympics opening ceremony liveblog

Saturday, July 28, 2012 @ 12:11 AM | 0 notes

Liveblogging the Opening Ceremony of London 2012 because why not?

fangirl

Sunday, July 15, 2012 @ 8:09 PM | 0 notes

so i got curious and watched a Hey!Say!JUMP performance in, like, two years I think
and i wasn't prepared for my reaction at all

i almost threw my laptop across the room
in a good way
i was screaming so hard no sound is coming out of my mouth
i am literally shaking right now
yamada ryosuke omg stop asdfghjkjhgfdsxdfhjk

i
i guess i really am a fangirl

it's kinda shameful actually

but i can't help it

i am a huge fangirl

of a group of singing and dancing boys

what makes me different from a directioner or a belieber?

aaaaahhhhh i can't deal with this

The Last Airbender liveblog

Tuesday, July 10, 2012 @ 7:34 PM | 0 notes

So I just recently finished watching the whole ATLA series. It's probably one of my most favorite shows now. It's just really great, and I got attached to the characters really quickly, and I just...I just love it. So yeah, a lot of people told me not to watch the movie but uhm..I'm a stubborn child and I got really really curious so I'm probably going to pay for this and I'm actually terrified. Here we go.

yo i'm scared already and it's just the title sequence
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS
OMG
OKAY THAT'S THE WORST
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
WHAT EVEN IS THIS "BENDING" THAT I SEE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
where did this even come from
GIVE ME BACK KATARA'S VOICE
SERIOUSLY
okay book 1
uhm yeah "Katara"
hi
WHERE ARE YOUR HAIR LOOPIES
also you're really pale?
uhm
"Sokka"
hi
REALLY
WHERE IS HAPPY SOKKA
TAKE BACK THIS ANGSTY GUY
hey don't badmouth Sokka D:<
oh yeah let's hit this piece of glowing ice
oh wow it cracked what a surprise
OH WAIT NO IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOU HIT IT
WOAH REALLY
REALLY
DID THEY REMOVE THE BEAUTIFUL SCENE ON THE BOAT JUST FOR THIS
KATARA WAS SUPPOSED TO WATERBEND HIM
WHY DOES SOKKA TALK LIKE THIS
i like the ice sphere though
convincing Zuko voice, i'll give you that
wooooh slide
is-is Aang in pajamas?
WHY DOES SOKKA TALK LIKE THIS
uhm Aang's arrow?
SOKKA STOP POKING APPA
WHY DOES SOKKA TALK LIKE THIS
uhm Aang's tattoos?
okay convincing Aang voice, i'll give that to you Mr. Shyamalan
WHAT IS THIS "ACTING"
WHERE'S PERKY AANG
i'm pretty convinced Aang is wearing a snuggie with a hood
holy crap I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
i shouldn't because the Fire Nation is here but OMG
woooow the Fire Nation is so scary-NO
they're just jogging around the camps
not really threatening
WHY DOES SOKKA TALK LIKE THIS
i love Dev Patel
but
is he wearing eyeliner?
also what's up with the hair
i mean
i love Zuko's Book 3 hair
but isn't the ponytail an important part of the story?
welp
"SOW-KA, DON'T" WHAT
tha-that's the scar?
THE scar?
uhm okay
also he shouldn't have an eyebrow there lol
"grandma"? WHO'S THAT?
nice tats, Aang
ZUKO
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR OWN FIREBENDING
dude Katara didn't even learn Aang's name
there was no bonding whatsoever
so technically this scene means nothing
because as far as Katara and Sokka knows, he's just a stranger
wow good going Mr. Shyamalan
and by good going i mean NOT GOOD GOING
WHAT ARE THESE "EFFECTS"
"they dragged mom away the same way when we were babies"
uhm Katara you were like 5 or 6 then
babies?
I DON'T WANT NO ANGSTY SOKKA
HIHIHI I CAN HEAR APPA
granted, a very high-pitched Appa
but it's still Appa so
HOLY CRAP WHY DOES APPA LOOK LIKE THAT OMG I'M SO SCARED WHAT DID YOU DO TO APPA
HE LOOKS SO THIN AND SCARY AND NOT APPA-LIKE AT ALL
WOAH
WOAH
WOAH
tell me that's not Uncle Iroh please please please
NO
NO THAT'S NOT HIM
WHAT IS THIS
IROH IS SUPPOSED TO BE AROUND 60 FREAKING YEARS OLD
WHO IS THIS
"EE-RO" WHO THE FREAK
I AM SOBBING
WHO IS THIS
WHY
WHAT
what happened to gran-gran, Katara? WHO IS THIS GRANDMA PERSON
wooh bonus points for the Hama reference
REALLY
lessons with gran-gran -- oops sorry- grandma
SKIP
wow
what
what is this "test"?
where did they even get this idea
REALLY
that's how they're gonna know he's the Avatar?
REALLY
i love how Zuko tells Aang his plans very calmly
"i'm going to take you to my ship"
"i'm going to take you to the Fire Nation"
nbd nbd
Aang just looks like he's gonna fall asleep any second
why
THAT WAS THE SLOWEST AIRBENDING EVER
HOW COULD THEY NOT CATCH HIM
UH SCARY APPA IS HERE
uhm i'm pretty sure Aang would've used his glider right when he got on the deck
like any other person would
NOT WAIT FOR THE ENEMY TO CATCH UP
Zuko what happened to your convincing voice?
IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU LEFT, AANG
i'm also sure that Zuko wouldn't just stare after Aang
angry Zuko would've thrown fireballs here and there
how did they even get Appa to fly?
i liked the Sokka-guessing-yipyip scene in the cartoon ):
WHY DOES SOKKA TALK LIKE THIS
ZUKO SAID THE H WORD!
honor tally: 1
"ONG flew us to his home"
ONG
ONG
WHO
WHAT
WHERE
WHEN
HOW
I can't listen to the way Katara says Aang
HOW HARD IS IT
IT'S ONE SYLLABLE
y'all i can't
i can't do this
i just
i can't
Aang even said ONG
i
i can't
i like Katara's dress though
even though it's not faithful to the original
KATARA
HOW SLOW CAN YOU GET
he's saying that his father-figure is Monk Gyatso and you act surprised that his friends are monks?
YOU ARE MAKING ME MAD, KATARA
STOP SAYING ONG
oh at least that skull scene is pretty accurate
although
YOU CALL THIS ACTING?
YO
MONK GYATSO MAN
didn't expect him to be younger lol
AVATAR STATE WHAT
WAIT IS THIS THE SPIRIT WORLD
WHY
uhm why is Katara making an inspirational speech?
she barely knows him at this point
also
PFFTTTTTTT COMMANDER ZHAO
i'm guessing all the Indian/Middle-Eastern people are from the Fire Nation
uhm WHY DOES COMMANDER ZHAO TALK LIKE THIS
oh snap Zuko walked out
nice, the painting is pretty accurate
oh yeah, Victoria's secret compartment~
TSK
oh so they're just suddenly in Southern Earth Kingdom?
also that's supposed to be Haru?
WHAT
WHY DOES SOKKA TALK LIKE THIS
WOAH AANG
WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS SPEECH
ALSO
WHY ARE YOU DANCING LIKE THIS
WHAT IS THIS "BENDING"
wait
is that
is that Sokka's attempt at being funny?
because
it's not funny at all
although
i like the earthbending?
it's pretty similar to the ones in the cartoon
wow
the waterbending scroll just rolled out
that's the one Katara stole in ATLA, right?
that's not Avatar Kyoshi
that's some just random dude
also
what even is this discussion
WHY IS IT IN CLOSE UP?
MY PERSONAL SPACE
I FEEL VIOLATED
woah where did the flower pelting come from
that's so random
wait how did Aang have trouble with waterbending?
the basic conflict of that episode with the pirates is that Aang is somehow more naturally better at waterbending than Katara is
also what's with these fliers?
oh nice Ozai
great voice
WOAH
HOLD UP
did Ozai just ask about Zuko?
BECAUSE THAT'S COMPLETELY MISSING THE POINT
"he was sentenced to an AGNI KI duel" WHAT
WHAT IS THIS
WHY IS EVERYTHING SO ANGSTY
who's this old dude?
he should've been Gyatso or Iroh
i love that the room of statues is pretty much the same
what are you talking about, Aang?
Avatar Roku had a family
SO WHY ARE YOU BEING ANGSTY
WOAH
WHERE DID THIS COME FROM
WHAT
WHAT
come on, Blue Spirit
YEAH BLUE SPIRIT!
WOOOHOOOOO
what is this enclosed area?
why
what
what are these logs?
why are they there if the Fire Nation soldiers can't even cross it?
UGH
another sad thing about this adpatation is that they took away the fabulous hair of the Fire Nation royal family
and they just left "Iroh's" dreadlocks
and for someone who loves tea so much, Iroh sure mentions it very sparingly
by sparingly i mean once
and why does Ozai care so much about Zuko?
it takes away the point of Zuko's angst
UGH
hmm Zhao you believe in a lot of things huh
oh nice
i like the Northern Water Tribe
the place looks pretty
Yue is also pretty but uh
kinda awkward to look at from the back
/hides
so i guess they removed the "no lady waterbenders" rule
and where's Paku?
and Yue and Sokka's Appa ride?
SIGH
OH NICE
that Zuko swimming in the tunnel scene was VERY accurate
good job
the "secret garden," eh not so much
wow i forgot Katara doesn't even know Zuko's name at this point
that sucks
HEY ZHAO
STOP BEING A DOUCHE
STOP BRINGING UP LU TEN
WOAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
is that really their war cry?
PWAHAHAHAHA
wow so Katara suddenly knows Zuko's name?
also she looks strangely apathetic
UGH i get physically hurt every time Katara says Aang's name
lol Zuko telling Aang his insecurities
wow Aang is right behind Zuko wow
does that even work in real life?
awwww "we could be friends, you know"
at least they included that line
oh and the moon spirit scene is pretty accurate too
cool
but woah
wait
isn't firebending not dependent on the presence of fire?
what
well i found this on google
"Firebending, one of the four elemental bending arts, is the pyrokinetic ability to control fire and is unique among the bending arts, as it is the only one in the user can create their element."
SO WHY THE HECK IS EVERYONE FLIPPING OUT THAT IROH CAN CREATE HIS OWN FIRE
spoiler alert: you guys can, too!
uhhh Yue didn't really go in the water right?
but i guess it's more dramatic this way?
YEAH ARE WE GOING WE SEE KOIZILLA?
I LOVE KOIZILLA
come oooooon
AVATAR STATE! AVATAR STATE!
ugh Aang is taking so long to go into the Avatar State
COME OOOOOON
YEAH!
AVATAR STATE!
WAIT
WHERE IS KOIZILLA
WHERE
WHERE
NOOOOOOO
YOU GO INTO AVATAR STATE AND ALL YOU PRODUCE IS A WATER WALL?
REALLY?
THAT'S IT?
THAT'S NOT THE POINT OF SOZIN'S COMET, OZAI
DO YOUR RESEARCH
GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND
i mean what
dear lord please don't make a sequel
THAT
THAT
IT
THAT
THAT'S THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

Sunday, July 1, 2012 @ 2:45 PM | 0 notes

my heart hurts