The Last Airbender liveblog
Tuesday, July 10, 2012 @ 7:34 PM
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So I just recently finished watching the whole ATLA series. It's probably one of my most favorite shows now. It's just really great, and I got attached to the characters really quickly, and I just...I just love it. So yeah, a lot of people told me not to watch the movie but uhm..I'm a stubborn child and I got really really curious so I'm probably going to pay for this and I'm actually terrified. Here we go.
- yo i'm scared already and it's just the title sequence
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS
- OMG
- OKAY THAT'S THE WORST
- YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
- WHAT EVEN IS THIS "BENDING" THAT I SEE
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- where did this even come from
- GIVE ME BACK KATARA'S VOICE
- SERIOUSLY
- okay book 1
- uhm yeah "Katara"
- hi
- WHERE ARE YOUR HAIR LOOPIES
- also you're really pale?
- uhm
- "Sokka"
- hi
- REALLY
- WHERE IS HAPPY SOKKA
- TAKE BACK THIS ANGSTY GUY
- hey don't badmouth Sokka D:<
- oh yeah let's hit this piece of glowing ice
- oh wow it cracked what a surprise
- OH WAIT NO IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOU HIT IT
- WOAH REALLY
- REALLY
- DID THEY REMOVE THE BEAUTIFUL SCENE ON THE BOAT JUST FOR THIS
- KATARA WAS SUPPOSED TO WATERBEND HIM
- WHY DOES SOKKA TALK LIKE THIS
- i like the ice sphere though
- convincing Zuko voice, i'll give you that
- wooooh slide
- is-is Aang in pajamas?
- WHY DOES SOKKA TALK LIKE THIS
- uhm Aang's arrow?
- SOKKA STOP POKING APPA
- WHY DOES SOKKA TALK LIKE THIS
- uhm Aang's tattoos?
- okay convincing Aang voice, i'll give that to you Mr. Shyamalan
- WHAT IS THIS "ACTING"
- WHERE'S PERKY AANG
- i'm pretty convinced Aang is wearing a snuggie with a hood
- holy crap I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
- i shouldn't because the Fire Nation is here but OMG
- woooow the Fire Nation is so scary-NO
- they're just jogging around the camps
- not really threatening
- WHY DOES SOKKA TALK LIKE THIS
- i love Dev Patel
- but
- is he wearing eyeliner?
- also what's up with the hair
- i mean
- i love Zuko's Book 3 hair
- but isn't the ponytail an important part of the story?
- welp
- "SOW-KA, DON'T" WHAT
- tha-that's the scar?
- THE scar?
- uhm okay
- also he shouldn't have an eyebrow there lol
- "grandma"? WHO'S THAT?
- nice tats, Aang
- ZUKO
- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR OWN FIREBENDING
- dude Katara didn't even learn Aang's name
- there was no bonding whatsoever
- so technically this scene means nothing
- because as far as Katara and Sokka knows, he's just a stranger
- wow good going Mr. Shyamalan
- and by good going i mean NOT GOOD GOING
- WHAT ARE THESE "EFFECTS"
- "they dragged mom away the same way when we were babies"
- uhm Katara you were like 5 or 6 then
- babies?
- I DON'T WANT NO ANGSTY SOKKA
- HIHIHI I CAN HEAR APPA
- granted, a very high-pitched Appa
- but it's still Appa so
- HOLY CRAP WHY DOES APPA LOOK LIKE THAT OMG I'M SO SCARED WHAT DID YOU DO TO APPA
- HE LOOKS SO THIN AND SCARY AND NOT APPA-LIKE AT ALL
- WOAH
- WOAH
- WOAH
- tell me that's not Uncle Iroh please please please
- NO
- NO THAT'S NOT HIM
- WHAT IS THIS
- IROH IS SUPPOSED TO BE AROUND 60 FREAKING YEARS OLD
- WHO IS THIS
- "EE-RO" WHO THE FREAK
- I AM SOBBING
- WHO IS THIS
- WHY
- WHAT
- what happened to gran-gran, Katara? WHO IS THIS GRANDMA PERSON
- wooh bonus points for the Hama reference
- REALLY
- lessons with gran-gran -- oops sorry- grandma
- SKIP
- wow
- what
- what is this "test"?
- where did they even get this idea
- REALLY
- that's how they're gonna know he's the Avatar?
- REALLY
- i love how Zuko tells Aang his plans very calmly
- "i'm going to take you to my ship"
- "i'm going to take you to the Fire Nation"
- nbd nbd
- Aang just looks like he's gonna fall asleep any second
- why
- THAT WAS THE SLOWEST AIRBENDING EVER
- HOW COULD THEY NOT CATCH HIM
- UH SCARY APPA IS HERE
- uhm i'm pretty sure Aang would've used his glider right when he got on the deck
- like any other person would
- NOT WAIT FOR THE ENEMY TO CATCH UP
- Zuko what happened to your convincing voice?
- IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU LEFT, AANG
- i'm also sure that Zuko wouldn't just stare after Aang
- angry Zuko would've thrown fireballs here and there
- how did they even get Appa to fly?
- i liked the Sokka-guessing-yipyip scene in the cartoon ):
- WHY DOES SOKKA TALK LIKE THIS
- ZUKO SAID THE H WORD!
- honor tally: 1
- "ONG flew us to his home"
- ONG
- ONG
- WHO
- WHAT
- WHERE
- WHEN
- HOW
- I can't listen to the way Katara says Aang
- HOW HARD IS IT
- IT'S ONE SYLLABLE
- y'all i can't
- i can't do this
- i just
- i can't
- Aang even said ONG
- i
- i can't
- i like Katara's dress though
- even though it's not faithful to the original
- KATARA
- HOW SLOW CAN YOU GET
- he's saying that his father-figure is Monk Gyatso and you act surprised that his friends are monks?
- YOU ARE MAKING ME MAD, KATARA
- STOP SAYING ONG
- oh at least that skull scene is pretty accurate
- although
- YOU CALL THIS ACTING?
- YO
- MONK GYATSO MAN
- didn't expect him to be younger lol
- AVATAR STATE WHAT
- WAIT IS THIS THE SPIRIT WORLD
- WHY
- uhm why is Katara making an inspirational speech?
- she barely knows him at this point
- also
- PFFTTTTTTT COMMANDER ZHAO
- i'm guessing all the Indian/Middle-Eastern people are from the Fire Nation
- uhm WHY DOES COMMANDER ZHAO TALK LIKE THIS
- oh snap Zuko walked out
- nice, the painting is pretty accurate
- oh yeah, Victoria's secret compartment~
- TSK
- oh so they're just suddenly in Southern Earth Kingdom?
- also that's supposed to be Haru?
- WHAT
- WHY DOES SOKKA TALK LIKE THIS
- WOAH AANG
- WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS SPEECH
- ALSO
- WHY ARE YOU DANCING LIKE THIS
- WHAT IS THIS "BENDING"
- wait
- is that
- is that Sokka's attempt at being funny?
- because
- it's not funny at all
- although
- i like the earthbending?
- it's pretty similar to the ones in the cartoon
- wow
- the waterbending scroll just rolled out
- that's the one Katara stole in ATLA, right?
- that's not Avatar Kyoshi
- that's some just random dude
- also
- what even is this discussion
- WHY IS IT IN CLOSE UP?
- MY PERSONAL SPACE
- I FEEL VIOLATED
- woah where did the flower pelting come from
- that's so random
- wait how did Aang have trouble with waterbending?
- the basic conflict of that episode with the pirates is that Aang is somehow more naturally better at waterbending than Katara is
- also what's with these fliers?
- oh nice Ozai
- great voice
- WOAH
- HOLD UP
- did Ozai just ask about Zuko?
- BECAUSE THAT'S COMPLETELY MISSING THE POINT
- "he was sentenced to an AGNI KI duel" WHAT
- WHAT IS THIS
- WHY IS EVERYTHING SO ANGSTY
- who's this old dude?
- he should've been Gyatso or Iroh
- i love that the room of statues is pretty much the same
- what are you talking about, Aang?
- Avatar Roku had a family
- SO WHY ARE YOU BEING ANGSTY
- WOAH
- WHERE DID THIS COME FROM
- WHAT
- WHAT
- come on, Blue Spirit
- YEAH BLUE SPIRIT!
- WOOOHOOOOO
- what is this enclosed area?
- why
- what
- what are these logs?
- why are they there if the Fire Nation soldiers can't even cross it?
- UGH
- another sad thing about this adpatation is that they took away the fabulous hair of the Fire Nation royal family
- and they just left "Iroh's" dreadlocks
- and for someone who loves tea so much, Iroh sure mentions it very sparingly
- by sparingly i mean once
- and why does Ozai care so much about Zuko?
- it takes away the point of Zuko's angst
- UGH
- hmm Zhao you believe in a lot of things huh
- oh nice
- i like the Northern Water Tribe
- the place looks pretty
- Yue is also pretty but uh
- kinda awkward to look at from the back
- /hides
- so i guess they removed the "no lady waterbenders" rule
- and where's Paku?
- and Yue and Sokka's Appa ride?
- SIGH
- OH NICE
- that Zuko swimming in the tunnel scene was VERY accurate
- good job
- the "secret garden," eh not so much
- wow i forgot Katara doesn't even know Zuko's name at this point
- that sucks
- HEY ZHAO
- STOP BEING A DOUCHE
- STOP BRINGING UP LU TEN
- WOAH
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
- is that really their war cry?
- PWAHAHAHAHA
- wow so Katara suddenly knows Zuko's name?
- also she looks strangely apathetic
- UGH i get physically hurt every time Katara says Aang's name
- lol Zuko telling Aang his insecurities
- wow Aang is right behind Zuko wow
- does that even work in real life?
- awwww "we could be friends, you know"
- at least they included that line
- oh and the moon spirit scene is pretty accurate too
- cool
- but woah
- wait
- isn't firebending not dependent on the presence of fire?
- what
- well i found this on google
- "Firebending, one of the four elemental bending arts, is the pyrokinetic ability to control fire and is unique among the bending arts, as it is the only one in the user can create their element."
- SO WHY THE HECK IS EVERYONE FLIPPING OUT THAT IROH CAN CREATE HIS OWN FIRE
- spoiler alert: you guys can, too!
- uhhh Yue didn't really go in the water right?
- but i guess it's more dramatic this way?
- YEAH ARE WE GOING WE SEE KOIZILLA?
- I LOVE KOIZILLA
- come oooooon
- AVATAR STATE! AVATAR STATE!
- ugh Aang is taking so long to go into the Avatar State
- COME OOOOOON
- YEAH!
- AVATAR STATE!
- WAIT
- WHERE IS KOIZILLA
- WHERE
- WHERE
- NOOOOOOO
- YOU GO INTO AVATAR STATE AND ALL YOU PRODUCE IS A WATER WALL?
- REALLY?
- THAT'S IT?
- THAT'S NOT THE POINT OF SOZIN'S COMET, OZAI
- DO YOUR RESEARCH
- GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND
- i mean what
- dear lord please don't make a sequel
- THAT
- THAT
- IT
- THAT
- THAT'S THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
The Last Airbender liveblog
Tuesday, July 10, 2012 @ 7:34 PM
| 0 notes
So I just recently finished watching the whole ATLA series. It's probably one of my most favorite shows now. It's just really great, and I got attached to the characters really quickly, and I just...I just love it. So yeah, a lot of people told me not to watch the movie but uhm..I'm a stubborn child and I got really really curious so I'm probably going to pay for this and I'm actually terrified. Here we go.
- yo i'm scared already and it's just the title sequence
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS
- OMG
- OKAY THAT'S THE WORST
- YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
- WHAT EVEN IS THIS "BENDING" THAT I SEE
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- where did this even come from
- GIVE ME BACK KATARA'S VOICE
- SERIOUSLY
- okay book 1
- uhm yeah "Katara"
- hi
- WHERE ARE YOUR HAIR LOOPIES
- also you're really pale?
- uhm
- "Sokka"
- hi
- REALLY
- WHERE IS HAPPY SOKKA
- TAKE BACK THIS ANGSTY GUY
- hey don't badmouth Sokka D:<
- oh yeah let's hit this piece of glowing ice
- oh wow it cracked what a surprise
- OH WAIT NO IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOU HIT IT
- WOAH REALLY
- REALLY
- DID THEY REMOVE THE BEAUTIFUL SCENE ON THE BOAT JUST FOR THIS
- KATARA WAS SUPPOSED TO WATERBEND HIM
- WHY DOES SOKKA TALK LIKE THIS
- i like the ice sphere though
- convincing Zuko voice, i'll give you that
- wooooh slide
- is-is Aang in pajamas?
- WHY DOES SOKKA TALK LIKE THIS
- uhm Aang's arrow?
- SOKKA STOP POKING APPA
- WHY DOES SOKKA TALK LIKE THIS
- uhm Aang's tattoos?
- okay convincing Aang voice, i'll give that to you Mr. Shyamalan
- WHAT IS THIS "ACTING"
- WHERE'S PERKY AANG
- i'm pretty convinced Aang is wearing a snuggie with a hood
- holy crap I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
- i shouldn't because the Fire Nation is here but OMG
- woooow the Fire Nation is so scary-NO
- they're just jogging around the camps
- not really threatening
- WHY DOES SOKKA TALK LIKE THIS
- i love Dev Patel
- but
- is he wearing eyeliner?
- also what's up with the hair
- i mean
- i love Zuko's Book 3 hair
- but isn't the ponytail an important part of the story?
- welp
- "SOW-KA, DON'T" WHAT
- tha-that's the scar?
- THE scar?
- uhm okay
- also he shouldn't have an eyebrow there lol
- "grandma"? WHO'S THAT?
- nice tats, Aang
- ZUKO
- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR OWN FIREBENDING
- dude Katara didn't even learn Aang's name
- there was no bonding whatsoever
- so technically this scene means nothing
- because as far as Katara and Sokka knows, he's just a stranger
- wow good going Mr. Shyamalan
- and by good going i mean NOT GOOD GOING
- WHAT ARE THESE "EFFECTS"
- "they dragged mom away the same way when we were babies"
- uhm Katara you were like 5 or 6 then
- babies?
- I DON'T WANT NO ANGSTY SOKKA
- HIHIHI I CAN HEAR APPA
- granted, a very high-pitched Appa
- but it's still Appa so
- HOLY CRAP WHY DOES APPA LOOK LIKE THAT OMG I'M SO SCARED WHAT DID YOU DO TO APPA
- HE LOOKS SO THIN AND SCARY AND NOT APPA-LIKE AT ALL
- WOAH
- WOAH
- WOAH
- tell me that's not Uncle Iroh please please please
- NO
- NO THAT'S NOT HIM
- WHAT IS THIS
- IROH IS SUPPOSED TO BE AROUND 60 FREAKING YEARS OLD
- WHO IS THIS
- "EE-RO" WHO THE FREAK
- I AM SOBBING
- WHO IS THIS
- WHY
- WHAT
- what happened to gran-gran, Katara? WHO IS THIS GRANDMA PERSON
- wooh bonus points for the Hama reference
- REALLY
- lessons with gran-gran -- oops sorry- grandma
- SKIP
- wow
- what
- what is this "test"?
- where did they even get this idea
- REALLY
- that's how they're gonna know he's the Avatar?
- REALLY
- i love how Zuko tells Aang his plans very calmly
- "i'm going to take you to my ship"
- "i'm going to take you to the Fire Nation"
- nbd nbd
- Aang just looks like he's gonna fall asleep any second
- why
- THAT WAS THE SLOWEST AIRBENDING EVER
- HOW COULD THEY NOT CATCH HIM
- UH SCARY APPA IS HERE
- uhm i'm pretty sure Aang would've used his glider right when he got on the deck
- like any other person would
- NOT WAIT FOR THE ENEMY TO CATCH UP
- Zuko what happened to your convincing voice?
- IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU LEFT, AANG
- i'm also sure that Zuko wouldn't just stare after Aang
- angry Zuko would've thrown fireballs here and there
- how did they even get Appa to fly?
- i liked the Sokka-guessing-yipyip scene in the cartoon ):
- WHY DOES SOKKA TALK LIKE THIS
- ZUKO SAID THE H WORD!
- honor tally: 1
- "ONG flew us to his home"
- ONG
- ONG
- WHO
- WHAT
- WHERE
- WHEN
- HOW
- I can't listen to the way Katara says Aang
- HOW HARD IS IT
- IT'S ONE SYLLABLE
- y'all i can't
- i can't do this
- i just
- i can't
- Aang even said ONG
- i
- i can't
- i like Katara's dress though
- even though it's not faithful to the original
- KATARA
- HOW SLOW CAN YOU GET
- he's saying that his father-figure is Monk Gyatso and you act surprised that his friends are monks?
- YOU ARE MAKING ME MAD, KATARA
- STOP SAYING ONG
- oh at least that skull scene is pretty accurate
- although
- YOU CALL THIS ACTING?
- YO
- MONK GYATSO MAN
- didn't expect him to be younger lol
- AVATAR STATE WHAT
- WAIT IS THIS THE SPIRIT WORLD
- WHY
- uhm why is Katara making an inspirational speech?
- she barely knows him at this point
- also
- PFFTTTTTTT COMMANDER ZHAO
- i'm guessing all the Indian/Middle-Eastern people are from the Fire Nation
- uhm WHY DOES COMMANDER ZHAO TALK LIKE THIS
- oh snap Zuko walked out
- nice, the painting is pretty accurate
- oh yeah, Victoria's secret compartment~
- TSK
- oh so they're just suddenly in Southern Earth Kingdom?
- also that's supposed to be Haru?
- WHAT
- WHY DOES SOKKA TALK LIKE THIS
- WOAH AANG
- WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS SPEECH
- ALSO
- WHY ARE YOU DANCING LIKE THIS
- WHAT IS THIS "BENDING"
- wait
- is that
- is that Sokka's attempt at being funny?
- because
- it's not funny at all
- although
- i like the earthbending?
- it's pretty similar to the ones in the cartoon
- wow
- the waterbending scroll just rolled out
- that's the one Katara stole in ATLA, right?
- that's not Avatar Kyoshi
- that's some just random dude
- also
- what even is this discussion
- WHY IS IT IN CLOSE UP?
- MY PERSONAL SPACE
- I FEEL VIOLATED
- woah where did the flower pelting come from
- that's so random
- wait how did Aang have trouble with waterbending?
- the basic conflict of that episode with the pirates is that Aang is somehow more naturally better at waterbending than Katara is
- also what's with these fliers?
- oh nice Ozai
- great voice
- WOAH
- HOLD UP
- did Ozai just ask about Zuko?
- BECAUSE THAT'S COMPLETELY MISSING THE POINT
- "he was sentenced to an AGNI KI duel" WHAT
- WHAT IS THIS
- WHY IS EVERYTHING SO ANGSTY
- who's this old dude?
- he should've been Gyatso or Iroh
- i love that the room of statues is pretty much the same
- what are you talking about, Aang?
- Avatar Roku had a family
- SO WHY ARE YOU BEING ANGSTY
- WOAH
- WHERE DID THIS COME FROM
- WHAT
- WHAT
- come on, Blue Spirit
- YEAH BLUE SPIRIT!
- WOOOHOOOOO
- what is this enclosed area?
- why
- what
- what are these logs?
- why are they there if the Fire Nation soldiers can't even cross it?
- UGH
- another sad thing about this adpatation is that they took away the fabulous hair of the Fire Nation royal family
- and they just left "Iroh's" dreadlocks
- and for someone who loves tea so much, Iroh sure mentions it very sparingly
- by sparingly i mean once
- and why does Ozai care so much about Zuko?
- it takes away the point of Zuko's angst
- UGH
- hmm Zhao you believe in a lot of things huh
- oh nice
- i like the Northern Water Tribe
- the place looks pretty
- Yue is also pretty but uh
- kinda awkward to look at from the back
- /hides
- so i guess they removed the "no lady waterbenders" rule
- and where's Paku?
- and Yue and Sokka's Appa ride?
- SIGH
- OH NICE
- that Zuko swimming in the tunnel scene was VERY accurate
- good job
- the "secret garden," eh not so much
- wow i forgot Katara doesn't even know Zuko's name at this point
- that sucks
- HEY ZHAO
- STOP BEING A DOUCHE
- STOP BRINGING UP LU TEN
- WOAH
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
- is that really their war cry?
- PWAHAHAHAHA
- wow so Katara suddenly knows Zuko's name?
- also she looks strangely apathetic
- UGH i get physically hurt every time Katara says Aang's name
- lol Zuko telling Aang his insecurities
- wow Aang is right behind Zuko wow
- does that even work in real life?
- awwww "we could be friends, you know"
- at least they included that line
- oh and the moon spirit scene is pretty accurate too
- cool
- but woah
- wait
- isn't firebending not dependent on the presence of fire?
- what
- well i found this on google
- "Firebending, one of the four elemental bending arts, is the pyrokinetic ability to control fire and is unique among the bending arts, as it is the only one in the user can create their element."
- SO WHY THE HECK IS EVERYONE FLIPPING OUT THAT IROH CAN CREATE HIS OWN FIRE
- spoiler alert: you guys can, too!
- uhhh Yue didn't really go in the water right?
- but i guess it's more dramatic this way?
- YEAH ARE WE GOING WE SEE KOIZILLA?
- I LOVE KOIZILLA
- come oooooon
- AVATAR STATE! AVATAR STATE!
- ugh Aang is taking so long to go into the Avatar State
- COME OOOOOON
- YEAH!
- AVATAR STATE!
- WAIT
- WHERE IS KOIZILLA
- WHERE
- WHERE
- NOOOOOOO
- YOU GO INTO AVATAR STATE AND ALL YOU PRODUCE IS A WATER WALL?
- REALLY?
- THAT'S IT?
- THAT'S NOT THE POINT OF SOZIN'S COMET, OZAI
- DO YOUR RESEARCH
- GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND
- i mean what
- dear lord please don't make a sequel
- THAT
- THAT
- IT
- THAT
- THAT'S THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE